- book: he took a bite out of the apple
- teacher: now what could the apple represent
- teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
- book: calm down
- students: calm down
- (LATER THAT NIGHT):
- two characters on tv: *grin at each other*
- same students on tumblr: oh my god did you see that I've heard that in certain cultures that particular movement of the eyelid is considered a sign of soulbonding and if you go back and examine the last three seasons it's patently obvious that they're screwing you just have to look at the signs
- tv: calm down
This seriously scared the shit out of me.
I hate these things. I wish is never saw it
NOT FUCKING RISKING IT!
*eye roll* Tumblr voodoo….
Takein no chances…
I WANT… TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEEH I DONT WANNA DIE
Didnt realize it at first then i looked to the left: FUCK NOPE NOPE FUUUCK *throws phone at wall and parents yell at me and i just start crying*
OOC : OMFG CAN’T UNSEE CAN’T UNSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1
that looks like no face
in a way
damn it tumblr…..
THIS IS MAKING ME INCREDIBLY HAPPY
ONLY IN CANADA
THIS IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
IM SHRIEKING AND CRYING AND SLAMMING MY HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER.
“Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain… an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”
shrek oh my god
H̨̎̎͐̓̍҉̙̫̹̙̫E̲̺̟̹̻̮͗ͥ̎͆ͯ͂̀̀͞Y̨̩͔̪ͪ̊̌́ͬͥ̚ ̨̛̰̳̗͂̐ͩN͉̙̲ͥͥ̽̌̄̅͝O̹̪̥̐͌ͬͨ̈́̇ͣW̫̘̙̝̗͎̽ͣ̐͗̂́͘ ̹̲͈͕̪̟̃͛̎ͤY̶̹̞̿͆Ọ̲̰̯͈͚̠̪ͣ̄̒ͯ̔̂̂̚U͙̝̥̤͕̹͗̇͆̀͟’͛ͪ͌ͭͩ͏͉̯R̟͈̤̻̫̤͔͖̤ͬͧ͂͂̉́ͬͨ̚͝E̷̺̲̰̱͇̞͒͌̍ͩ̐̈͆͘͡ ̤̞̯̍͒̔͑̃̇̌͘͟Ǎ̩͚̥͗͝ ̦̬̟̣̟̭ͭ̃͊ͮ͆ͮͥ̏͟͡R̶̷̙̫̳̰͑̚Ớ̙̫̹̳̳̻͍͙̈̆̄Ć̟̣̞̪̯̪̂ͣ̆́̀͞K̭̿ͯ̂̉̐̿͊ ̶̣̝̳̩̜͎͚̙̊ͨ͆S͇̠͇̗̼̣̲ͯ͗̓͒̿̕T̩̣̫ͨ̉ͫ͛͊ͩ͂A͔̝͇̲̗̓̋ͨ͋̒͆ͪ͒͑͘R̛͎͎̘͔̿̎̐̓̏͜